Thankfully, a more practical and hygienic cleansing solution after every bathroom visit.


“But I must warn you - Once you start using this upgrade in health & hygiene you will never be happy using toilet paper again!”


It does not happen every day that new inventions come out and revolutionize the way we live our lives. We all now use the vacuum cleaner over a brush and dust pan, most of us have a microwave over the pressure cooker and now we have the toilet paper replacement for the 21st century.


“Why Toilet Paper is Not the Healthy Choice in 2015"


Your bathroom habits will never be the same again and you will NEVER go back to the old habits, unless you are away from home that is!! But the world is taking up this incredible device in waves, so hopefully soon you’ll never have to go to any restaurants, café, bar or hotel and not have the tried and trusted health invention for the 21st century to give you immediate and refreshing, cleansing benefits after every toilet visit.


Ladies!! Listen carefully. You are especially going to love having this device in your life for yourself,

your loved one, and all the family.


A few quick questions I should ask you first so you can properly understand this product. Many people don’t want to talk about hygiene habits. You might even be a bit uncomfortable reading this. But please keep with me. I promise you will not regret it. You will soon realise why I’m working so hard to help people understand the benefits of increased hygiene. 


• When you urinate do you think toilet paper is the most effective way to clean?
• After a no.2 (or bowel movement), do you think toilet paper is the best way to clean your undercarriage?
• For any bathroom visit, do you think it is a good idea to contaminate your fingers with faecal matter or urine?


If you think about it, not one of these bathroom habits makes much sense in terms of hygiene. However, the majority of people in the UK, USA and Europe often hygienically neglect these areas of their bodies, and rarely give it much thought.


Let’s take the right step to solve these important hygiene issues. Ever since I first came across this device I’ve been absolutely impressed with this invention and will NEVER go back to toilet paper. And I promise you that you won’t too.


“But I must warn you - Once you start using ‘this hygiene solution’ you will never be happy using toilet paper again!”

Before I explain this rejuvenating hygiene solution, let me first highlight some of the reasons why I believe toilet paper is the loser ….


Why Toilet Paper is Not the Perfect Solution


I’d like to ask you 4 questions which you should think about very carefully.


• When you get your hands dirty, do you wipe them with a cloth or tissue and carry on with what you are doing?
• When your clothes become dirty do you take a cloth to wipe them clean?
• When a bird poops on your arm in the garden, do you wipe with a tissue or wash under the tap?
• When you have just been working hard on the treadmill or lifting weights, or after a long run, do you use a cloth to wipe your body?


I bet you answered A BIG FAT NO to EVERY question. You use water and soap to clean yourself and your clothes in all these situations.


So, why do most people think toilet paper is the best answer for toilet hygiene?


In fact, toilet paper is not the best solution, it doesn’t even come close.


It is not your fault, because you probably haven’t heard about this new invention yet. Or maybe you heard the name but didn’t really understand what it does, or how it works. I will explain, but first…


The Crazy Environmental Costs of Toilet Paper


If we look at the numbers for toilet paper usage in America, the data is quite unbelievable. Toilet paper statistics tell us that every year in America:


• Almost 40 billion rolls of toilet paper are used
• Around 21.5 million trees are pulped
• 515 billion gallons of water is used to produce the toilet paper
• 287,000 tons of the chemical chlorine are used to bleach the toilet paper
• 21.4 terawatts of electricity is used up in production


This is a staggering waste of resources. And doesn’t even mention the costs of the immeasurable amounts of fuel for the trucks to stock our supermarkets every week, and your own fuel to go buy this product week on week, year-after-year.


Also, this is just for the USA. What about the UK, Canada, and Australia?


All this data provides even more motivation to find ways to at least cut back on toilet paper usage. Wouldn't you agree?


Ok, I know you are eager to find out about this solution which I’m strongly recommending to you today. So let’s dive straight in…


The 21st Century Bathroom Hygiene Solution Everyone Deserves


In 1991 when I came to Thailand to learn Thai boxing I came across this super smart invention which would change my life forever. Without going into the gory detail here, I hated the results toilet paper was giving me. It was cutting my skin, giving me endless pain. I also knew it was never getting me properly clean. And I obviously hated wasting money down the toilet every day. Sound familiar?


The life changing device for the 21st century which I discovered was The Bum Gun bidet sprayer with its invigorating jet of water. Using water to clean your body should not surprise you. So don’t discount this advancement in bathroom hygiene before you give it a chance. You will kick yourself if you miss this chance to improve your life. I don’t want that to happen to you. You work far too hard to have to struggle on with toilet paper. I believe you deserve better in your life.


You might be thinking that there is nothing wrong with toilet paper. And, you are right in thinking that. I was the same too. I was even in Thailand for over 2 months before I tried The Bum Gun. It wasn’t until I had an extra spicy dish, and the resulting stomach upset did I decide to give it a try. And honestly, that was a truly eye opening day, and I’ve never looked back.



If you tried the usual bidet before and weren’t impressed – don’t give up on The Bum Gun just yet. Those old style bidets are nothing like this invigorating jet spray.


The Bum Gun is cheaper than a bidet for a start. It’s more practical and saves space too.


The Bum Gun will...


• Provide a more comforting and softer way to clean your private parts
• Help you avoid hand contamination from using toilet paper
• Help you prevent messing up your underpants
• Have a cleansing, soothing, and refreshing feeling after every bathroom visit
• Help avoid part of the pain of haemorrhoids that toilet paper can cause
• Help women avoid overusing irritating feminine hygiene sprays. And give massive benefit during menstruation.


If you switch to using The Bum Gun you will be improving your personal hygiene immensely, but also making a hugely positive difference to the environment.


Ok, if ‘The Bum Gun’ is so wonderful and has so many benefits...


Why Don't More People Use ‘The Bum Gun’?


Standard bidets have been around for years but most people could not afford them, or didn’t have big enough bathrooms to install them.


Some of you might have tried one, and didn’t really like them. I was like that too. I tried one at my friend’s house when I was a teenager, but the water jet was so weak it hardly gave a decent clean. Plus it was not convenient to finish your business and then have to jump on to another unit.


However, in the last twenty years there has been a revolution in the form of The Bum Gun stainless steel sprayer. Instead of requiring a separate unit in your bathroom, The Bum Gun is simply a mini-shower hose, with a convenient on-off trigger in the palm of your hand, which also regulates the power of the water jet. So you will always have the desired strength of water jet. This quality is un-matched in any other type of bidet.


Honestly, since I found out the benefits of The Bum Gun, I was very confused also why something so effective is not in every bathroom in the UK, USA, Canada and across Europe. I agree with you that it is baffling. And to be honest I am not exactly sure why this device is not mainstream yet.


But I do know, through the hundreds, if not thousands of Bum Gun users I have spoken to over the years, they will NEVER return to toilet paper.


That is social proof enough that this device is an absolute winner. Perhaps thinking about and talking about a device to properly clean your private parts (front and back for the ladies) might just be too strange.


Many Europeans tell me the process of using water to clean after the toilet is much more common in their countries. And talk to most Asians and they do not even believe me that most British and Americans are still using toilet paper. They honestly do not believe me that such ‘advanced cultures’ are still using toilet paper.


I believe it is definitely time for toilet paper users to embrace this technology, and put all the embarrassment behind them. They deserve better in their lives, and their owe it to their children and extended families to give The Bum Gun bidet sprayer a chance to prove how properly clean it can help them to be.


I have heard many excuses over the years why toilet paper users might not use The Bum Gun yet:


• Too difficult to install
• Probably too expensive
• They would use too much water
• The cold water will give them too much of a shock.
• Possibly difficult to use


But these concerns and worries have no basis at all. The Titan model is our supreme best seller, and in most cases can be installed without a plumber and within 10 minutes.


The Bum Gun bidet sprayer can also easily be connected to a thermostat so you can use warm water if you wish.


Grabbing streams of toilet paper, folding or scrunching, reaching back, wiping, reaching again, folding or scrunching, reaching back, wiping, again and again and again, is far more complicated than picking up The Bum Gun in one hand, aiming, squeezing the trigger, then drying off. In fact The Bum Gun is unbelievably simple to use.


Some Products Simple Just Beat The Products They Replace


In my experience there are some products which come to market and they just beat what came before them without question. These kinds of products just provide clear improvements to the quality of people’s lives, so people embrace them with very little resistance.


And The Bum Gun is one of those products. However much people might feel shy about talking about their hygiene, I don’t believe they will stick with inferior products because of this shyness.


The resistance only comes with making the first step. And that is agreeing to give this refreshing bidet sprayer a try. Who doesn’t want to enhance their personal hygiene? We all spend billions every year on deodorants, body care products, gym memberships, and fashionable clothes and accessories, so why would people baulk at cleaning their bodies properly after the toilet?

Ok, ok, so how much does this fancy personal hygiene product cost? Must be an arm and a leg right?


Get Your Return on Investment (ROI) Within Months


Actually no. I will explain the true cost of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer in the chart below. First, as we know the toilet paper multi-pack annoyingly fills most of the shopping trolley in the supermarket. And this is one of those products, probably due to the size, that we don’t often stock up on by more than a week or two supply.


So in the chart below I will compare a 12 roll multi-pack of toilet paper with our best-selling bidet sprayer, The Titan.


Here are a couple examples of estimated payback timeframes on your bidet from toilet paper savings. I understand that your house might use less or more than the figures stated, and also that you might use a different brand, at a different price point. So please just use the figures given as a guideline.


Furthermore, I have not included the price of water as this is minimal anyway.


In the UK a typical brand’s 12-pack sells for about £6.24 and has 240 sheets per roll (Waitrose – Andrex Classic White), meaning that the pack will last a family of four about 10.29 days.


Cost Comparison: Toilet Paper vs. The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer

Toilet Paper

(12 Roll Pack)

Titan Bidet Sprayer
Cost  £6.24 £52.95
Cost over 30 days £18.20 £52.95
Cost over 1 year  £218.40 £52.95
Cost over 5 years  £1,092.00 £52.95

†Sample pricing and data were compiled  on 25th February, 2015.
††Based on a UK household size of 4 people, and a daily average use of 70 sheets per person.

†††:Doesn’t include price increases of toilet paper over 5 years or fuel costs to buy toilet paper every week.



From the above table you can see how the Titan £52.95 would pay for itself in only 2.7 months. Depending on your household habits, your payback period could even be less, such as having more children, or female teens who use the most toilet paper out of all participants in research.


Does £52.95 sound like an expensive item for your house?

I just took these regular household products from the Debenhams website. There is nothing life changing out of any of these products, but most people have something similar.


I would NEVER replace my Bum Gun in favour of any of these appliances if I could only choose one product.


• Dualit Toaster: £80
• Miele Allervac 5000 Vacuum Cleaner: £279
• Krups Pixie Red Coffee Machine: £190
• Sage Juicer: £150
• Microwave Oven: £279
• KitchenAid ‘Candy Apple’ food mixer: £429


The reason I have shown this analysis is to help you understand that The Bum Gun is not expensive and in fact will save you a very tidy amount over 5 years. And with an ROI of only 2.7 months there is nothing to hold your family back.



And of course, this is in addition to all the extraordinary hygiene benefits you get... plus, the environmental savings you're contributing to as well.


Installation of The Bum Gun Is A 10 Minute Job


The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is installed right next to the toilet, and with the help of a T-valve, or 3 way valve, water can be fed to fill your toilet’s tank, and feed The Bum Gun.


Installation does not usually require any specialists tools or skills. But of course if you are not confident, please contact your local plumber.

Please see our Installation of The Bum Gun video here:



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