Can you look me directly in the eye and honestly say you feel 100% 'shower clean'
after wiping your bottom with toilet paper?
Yes, I did say 100% honestly
Bidet Sprayers beat toilet paper hands down, in terms of comfort, hygiene and price.
The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers
The Biggest Thing To Happen To Bathroom Hygiene Since Thomas Crapper
Well done you are nearly there! Wherever you have come from, our Facebook page or our Twitter page, you are about to change your life forever. This will be the single most, best value product you have ever bought, and will change your life forever. That is a promise.
So what is this amazing, life changing product?
It is The Bum Gun bidet sprayer - the tool you need to finally get properly clean after using the toilet.
Do you really believe wiping with dry toilet paper is less painful and cleaner than an invigorating jet of water?
The Titan is our supreme best seller for its slick design, and 98% stainless steel construction, giving so much durability that we are confident to offer a long 5 year warranty.
Why are we so confident to offer such a long warranty you might ask? Agreed, most other suppliers offer one year if you are lucky.
Well, for a start, The Titan trigger mechanism is tested to over 500,000 depressions. That is the equivalent of about 114 years for a family of 4.
Bacteria makes you sick, right?
Bidet Sprayer users outperform toilet paper users in many facets of life. Bidet sprayer users finish more projects, achieve more targets, get more promotions, get to the gym more often. WHY? Because they are exposed to less bacteria than people using toilet paper, so healthier and have more energy.
I have NOT had a day off work in the 16 years I have been using The Bum Gun. How about you?
Do you agree you have less energy when you feel sick, feel under the weather? What do you think makes you sick? Right, bacteria. And what do you come into contact with a lot when you use toilet paper? Right again, bacteria.
Come on, I know you hate wasting money. Tell me you wouldn't like to save money and hassle on your weekly shopping trip.
Stop throwing money down the toilet TODAY!!
One of the beauties about The Bum Gun® is that everyone can afford one. You have nothing to lose. We take the risk.
If for any reason you are not completely satisfied after trying your Bum Gun bidet sprayer, simply return, and get your money back.
Get ahead of your competition. Get that promotion you know you deserve.
REMEMBER YOUR MUM ALWAYS SAID "WASH IT OFF" - SHE NEVER SAID wipe it off with tissue!!
Follow this link to THE BUM GUN BIDET SPRAYER STORE and Turbo-charge your life forever with The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.
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