Let’s Get To Know Who Created The Bum Gun Company and What It’s About …
“Can You Afford to Miss This Upgrade in Your Family’s Life?”
Toilet Paper is a Dated Invention That NEVER Got You Properly Clean – Give THE BUM GUN A Chance
Transform Your Life With The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer
Today, this irresistible offer will change your life forever. This is one of those products which will change a generation. Much like the microwave oven, the mobile phone, and the indoor toilet, THE BUM GUN BIDET SPRAYER WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
You might not know it yet. But heck, we all catch on at different rates. I was one of the last of my friends to get a mobile phone, thinking I could do without it. But now I realize I can’t live without my phone. Just like I could NEVER live without THE BUM GUN.
Most people who have never tried The Bum Gun make this same mistake. Some inventions, just suit everyone. And the longer you put off this upgrade in your life, the longer you will miss out on the benefits of improving the quality of your life. Never mind wasting your $Money$!
Do you want to miss out when so many people are switching to The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer?
Don’t be the last to upgrade as this customer found out.
Why Did I Wait A Year? Arrhhhh!!
I first talked to The Bum Gun Company about ordering a bidet sprayer over a year ago, but I thought I was too busy to continue with the order, and just kind of forgot about it. Then I saw a TV program the other day talking about the benefits of The Bum Gun or bidet sprayer so I dug out my old email from the company, and ordered my Titan bidet sprayer.
Boy am I mad I waited this long!! This bum spraying, supa dupa, itch bustin bidet sprayer is awesome!! I no longer have that bum itch, I’m not walking around with chaffed skin from toilet roll, and I’m saving money buying from not having to buy loo roll every week. And the arguments in my house are reduced, as no one is being blamed for taking the last roll without replacing it!!
The Bum Gun bidet sprayer rocks – thanks guys.
S. Hackney Alwoodly Leeds LS17
No one deserves to have to put up with poor hygiene and the battered life too much exposure to bacteria can burden you with. Life is far too short to be held back just because you don’t have the right tools to live a fresh and healthy life.
WHAT THE TOILET PAPER COMPANIES DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
If you are down the gym every day, or busting your gut trying to advance your career, you need to have the energy to perform at your best.
Having bacteria on your hands, then on your face as you scratch your nose is not conducive to having maximum energy to get the most out of life.
Put some distance between bacteria and your hands, with the invigorating jet of water of a bidet sprayer from The Bum Gun Company.
A Word From The Bum Gun CEO
Hello and welcome! My name is Greg Noland and I am the CEO & Founder of The Bum Gun Company®. I started my first business at the age of 9, and had a team of 4 employees before my eleventh birthday, and things have just grown since then.
The Car Crash That Changed Everything
After surviving a fatal car accident at the age of 29, I feel I received what I call “The Mission to Contribute”: a calling to help others get the most out of their lives. After lying in bed for 5 months with a broken back I have dedicated my life to searching for ways to help people be the best that they can be. Since I discovered The Bum Gun bidet sprayer when I first travelled to Thailand to train Thai Boxing I have devoted my life to educating as many people as I can to the benefits of this simple, yet amazing technology.
The 5/20 Plan
This is my major plan for the next 5 years – to inspire 20 million people around the globe to make a major change in their lives through better personal hygiene. At the forefront of this quest is educating people about the personal, financial and environmental benefits of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.