Tea without milk is so uncivilized…
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In probably my last post for 2016, let’s discuss uncivilized behavior, from Chinese tourists, to tea without milk and bad personal hygiene.
Everyone has their pet gripes…
What they call uncivilized behavior…
Only this morning I read of someone complaining of children putting their feet on the chairs in a train, resulting in a ruckus…
It could be burping in public, not covering their mouths when sneezing or coughing.
Lately, it seems Chinese tourists are getting a bad rap for uncivilized behavior. In the past year, Chinese tourists seem to be giving a bad impression of their country folk due to allowing their children to urinate in public, or defecate on the floor of Kaohsiung airport in Taiwan.
But seen as though I’ve been running a series of posts on “The Great Escape from Toilet Paper Hell with The Bum Gun” I thought I should add one of the best lines from the excellent Donald Pleasance who played RAF Flight Lieutenant Colin Blythe ‘The Master Forger’ in the classic movie.
Here goes…
“Afraid this tea’s pathetic. Must have used these wretched leaves about twenty times. It’s not that I mind so much. Tea without milk is so uncivilized.”
‘The Master Forger’
What could be worse?
For some though, uncivilized behavior can come from poor personal hygiene, bad breath, dirty hands, bad body odour..
I once had to tell a very burly young lady that her body odour was putting off fellow colleagues and customers during a Saturday job I once had as a schoolboy. One of my first managerial highlights!
However, for those of us who have discovered the exceptional cleanliness and decency of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer…
There isn’t much more uncivilized than having to go back to using toilet paper!!
You might think I’m going overboard. And if that is the case with you, then I fully understand. I was once like that too, embarrassingly.
I would love to say I’ve always had the foresight and care for my own personal hygiene, and say I’ve always used The Bum Gun bidet sprayer…
But unfortunately, that’s not the case…
Painfully, I had to endure the first 20 years of my life, smearing around with toilet paper, putting up with the resulting skin abrasions and painfulness…
And of course having to put up with the obvious skid-marks so prevalent with toilet paper users…
But thankfully, I am proud of having 25 years under my belt as a The Bum Gun bidet sprayer user.
And now, as we approach 2017, you too should give The Bum Gun a chance to show you what a ‘Life Change’ this upgrade in personal hygiene can bring to your family…
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P.S: For those of you who love the theme tune, here’s a classic of The Great Escape with Elmer Bernstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KecnOolcwIo
Elmer Bernstein was an American composer and conductor is best known for his many film scores. In a career which spanned fifty years, he composed music for hundreds of film and television productions.
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