When I was driving home from a meeting late last night, I was bombarded by torrential rain!
And when I say ‘torrential’, I’m not using that word for effect!
Suddenly, from a humongous black cloud, came a blanket of rain, so fierce the road ahead disappeared in a flash!
All I could see in front of me was a misted up windscreen, and a dense fog like appearance beyond.
It was an incredibly frightening experience.
The next thing to frighten the bejesus out of me was when an articulated lorry flew past me at break next speed. He obviously wasn’t feeling the fear of this sudden storm.
Either that, or he had some kind of death wish…
Perhaps, high up in his cabin, and with the weight of his vehicle, this severe rain didn’t bother him in the slightest (or on his phone..)
For me, I was becoming more and more petrified…
He probably didn’t realize that as he flew past me, the back gush of wind, almost catapulted my car into the concrete barriers dividing the highway.
The rain was so hard, even on the fastest speed my wipers could go, just couldn’t cope with the huge dump of rain we were getting…
Honestly, I couldn’t see anything!!
That is very frightening, especially when you realize there are hundreds of cars around you…
But you feel like you’re in a vortex…alone…
I was on an elevated highway, and images of my car careering off the highway, onto other cars below flashed across my mind.
It was time to stop my car!
But how could I?
I was in the middle lane and couldn’t see who was to my left, so changing lanes and getting on the hard shoulder was tantamount to vehicular suicide.
This was just one extremely nerve-wracking experience, but just as frustrating as trying to educate people about personal hygiene….
I often search the internet trying to understand people’s infatuation with toilet paper, and try and understand why they are clinging on to it…
I mean, who in their right mind wants to smear around with expensive, abrasive pieces of paper, when they’re trying to get clean?
You are trying to get clean aren’t you?
Yes, ok thanks. I thought so.
Some of the forums I find just puzzle me.
One strange lady on one such forum said something along the lines of…
“Water, Yuk!! You’ll never take away our toilet paper because us Americans are too clean”.
WHAT??
Too clean to use water, you mean?
Oh yea, I get it now…
So you rub your teeth with toilet paper?
Do you rub your hair with shampoo and toilet paper?
No, of course not!
Look, it’s simple.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO KEEP LINING THE POCKETS OF THE MASSIVE TOILET PAPER CORPORATIONS!
There is now an alternative to get you and all your family members PROPERLY clean after every toilet visit.
You do not have to leave ‘anything’ behind anymore!
You would never consider your hands clean if you only wiped them with toilet paper.
If you put your hand in dog poop at the park, would you wash your hand or only wipe with a tissue?
Enjoy the essential hygiene with the 21st century’s Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers – “Cleans You Properly” EVERY time!!
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Until next time…
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Greg Noland
CEO & Founder
The Bum Gun Ltd
